Squeaky Balloon Farts

I've got a bag of balloons ready to make lots of deflation farts! How many can I blow up at the same time and deflate at the same time? If I blow up the small ones and then the mid size and large ones, I can see which make the loudest balloon farts when I deflate them.

My attempts at pump inflating the long balloon fail due to lacking proper inflation equipment, but I can quickly blow up the other balloons by mouth without problems. I grab the first set and inflate them as tight as I can to produce lots of squeaks and squeals as they deflate slowly, then fast. Stretching the necks of the balloons as I deflate them, I laugh as the noises change from wet sounding farts to loud shrieking squeaks.

The balloons blow up until the shiny colors are tight and squeaky, ready for non popping deflation. I puff my cheeks out as I blow each of them up, then grab several between my fingers together as I deflate them at once. The loud squeaks squeal and shrill as they come out, but I pull at the necks and play with the sounds as they deflate. No pops here! All of my balloons are carefully inflated to the max, and then gently deflated to create a wide range of balloon farts and squeaks.

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